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shutupwomangetonmypurplehorse:
is that mercury
Looks like unicorn blood
…potterheads
Oi, we don’t get to ruin posts much. Shut yer face.
I really loved how unicorn blood in Harry Potter looks like mercury, see in ancient China they thought drinking mercury would make them immortal , but instead it killed them and made them crazy, kinda like what the unicorn blood did to Voldy.
(Source: christokloper)
science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life
(Source: thatfunnything)
In response to: http://dearfinalfantasy.tumblr.com/post/14133371375
GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.
Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.
Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.
And contacts.
I’m rebloging this until I die
(Source: instantremorse)
“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.”
Bitch
be
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
“I think you need to go to sleep, sweet heart…”, she watched Jalynn start to doze.
She finally fell asleep. “Let’s draw on her face.” Venom Vendetta took out a sharpie from her pocket.
“Won’t you just burn off the sharpies? I don’t think they can write on fire elementals”, she said as she went behind Jalynn and picked her up. “I’ll put her in bed. Where is it?
“Where you got the pants. You’re wearing like her only pair. My room’s in the basement and the attic is where she stores a bunch of super dangerous magical artifacts.” She drew a phallus on Jalynn’s forehead. It stayed “She has hella control of her heat, even while sleeping.”
“Ohmygod”, she said as the marker worked. She walked up the stairs to Jalynn’s room and lay her down. She didn’t tuck her in because she was probably warm enough, so she just went back into the living room.
“You know what the best thing about what I did is? She probably won’t know what I drew on her!” The villain laughed
Kat plopped down on the couch. “She’ll see it in a mirror?”
“Yeah but she won’t know what I drew.”
The elf snickered. “So what do we do now?”
“I don’t fucking know.”
“Should I go home then? I might be able to figure out how to get home without getting into trouble”
“Whatever…the streets aren’t that dangerous with ‘Guy Paragon’ .” She said that name with well, venom. “On patrol…or me not on the streets.”
Kat got up from the couch and walked over to Venom. “I guess I’ll see you later?”
“Sure whatever.”
Kat placed her hands on the villain’s cheeks and gave her an inviting, friendly kiss on the lips. “You’re a good friend. I had fun tonight, we should do it again sometime.” She smiled, waving as she walked out the door.
“…Thanks.”
“I think you need to go to sleep, sweet heart…”, she watched Jalynn start to doze.
She finally fell asleep. “Let’s draw on her face.” Venom Vendetta took out a sharpie from her pocket.
“Won’t you just burn off the sharpies? I don’t think they can write on fire elementals”, she said as she went behind Jalynn and picked her up. “I’ll put her in bed. Where is it?
“Where you got the pants. You’re wearing like her only pair. My room’s in the basement and the attic is where she stores a bunch of super dangerous magical artifacts.” She drew a phallus on Jalynn’s forehead. It stayed “She has hella control of her heat, even while sleeping.”
“Ohmygod”, she said as the marker worked. She walked up the stairs to Jalynn’s room and lay her down. She didn’t tuck her in because she was probably warm enough, so she just went back into the living room.
“You know what the best thing about what I did is? She probably won’t know what I drew on her!” The villain laughed
Kat plopped down on the couch. “She’ll see it in a mirror?”
“Yeah but she won’t know what I drew.”
The elf snickered. “So what do we do now?”
“I don’t fucking know.”
“Should I go home then? I might be able to figure out how to get home without getting into trouble”
“Whatever…the streets aren’t that dangerous with ‘Guy Paragon’ .” She said that name with well, venom. “On patrol…or me not on the streets.”
Kat got up from the couch and walked over to Venom. “I guess I’ll see you later?”
“Sure whatever.”
“I think you need to go to sleep, sweet heart…”, she watched Jalynn start to doze.
She finally fell asleep. “Let’s draw on her face.” Venom Vendetta took out a sharpie from her pocket.
“Won’t you just burn off the sharpies? I don’t think they can write on fire elementals”, she said as she went behind Jalynn and picked her up. “I’ll put her in bed. Where is it?
“Where you got the pants. You’re wearing like her only pair. My room’s in the basement and the attic is where she stores a bunch of super dangerous magical artifacts.” She drew a phallus on Jalynn’s forehead. It stayed “She has hella control of her heat, even while sleeping.”
“Ohmygod”, she said as the marker worked. She walked up the stairs to Jalynn’s room and lay her down. She didn’t tuck her in because she was probably warm enough, so she just went back into the living room.
“You know what the best thing about what I did is? She probably won’t know what I drew on her!” The villain laughed
Kat plopped down on the couch. “She’ll see it in a mirror?”
“Yeah but she won’t know what I drew.”
The elf snickered. “So what do we do now?”
“I don’t fucking know.”
“Should I go home then? I might be able to figure out how to get home without getting into trouble”
“Whatever…the streets aren’t that dangerous with ‘Guy Paragon’ .” She said that name with well, venom. “On patrol…or me not on the streets.”
(ﾉ｡’▽’)ﾉ･:*☆
“I think you need to go to sleep, sweet heart…”, she watched Jalynn start to doze.
She finally fell asleep. “Let’s draw on her face.” Venom Vendetta took out a sharpie from her pocket.
“Won’t you just burn off the sharpies? I don’t think they can write on fire elementals”, she said as she went behind Jalynn and picked her up. “I’ll put her in bed. Where is it?
“Where you got the pants. You’re wearing like her only pair. My room’s in the basement and the attic is where she stores a bunch of super dangerous magical artifacts.” She drew a phallus on Jalynn’s forehead. It stayed “She has hella control of her heat, even while sleeping.”
“Ohmygod”, she said as the marker worked. She walked up the stairs to Jalynn’s room and lay her down. She didn’t tuck her in because she was probably warm enough, so she just went back into the living room.
“You know what the best thing about what I did is? She probably won’t know what I drew on her!” The villain laughed
Kat plopped down on the couch. “She’ll see it in a mirror?”
“Yeah but she won’t know what I drew.”
The elf snickered. “So what do we do now?”
“I don’t fucking know.”
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
